EpicureanPoetry
- Age: 31
- Gender: Female
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Bio
Melissa Pence is a gigantically fat, white girl geek that was born and raised a good girl in Nova Scotia, Canada.
Soon after several disastrous events, such as her birth as well as the realization that bugs suck-she grew up into the fine gelatinous blob of blonde hair and
blue eyes we all know and love today.
At thirty one she has finally come to the grudging conclusion that some anime is acceptable and this frightens her as much as it should frighten you. While Mel appreciates animated story series, Mel is not so very much into the whole anime movement, its very scary fan base and the other sides of it. Some of her (not-so) secret favorite series are Bleach, Hellsing, Gankutsuou, Darker than Black, Samurai Champloo, Speed Grapher, Paprika, Seirei no Moribito (Guardian of the Sacred Spirit), Ergo Proxy, The Twelve Kingdoms, Haibane Renmei, and a few countless others that may further assist you in questioning her sanity.
She is married to a fellow geek who she keeps shackled under her computer desk in order to ensure she has the best rig possible and that when ever something goes wrong, like, "there's a ring-ting-ting in my computer and I can't find my other earring anywhere!", he'll always be there to fix it. On the days she lets him out, he works at a bank.
Someday when Mel grows up, she'd like to be a reasonable digital artist as well as a decent photographer. So far, she's figured out what the button on the computer and camera do.
She also likes to pretend to be pretentious and smart sounding with this third person biography stuff.
At thirty one she has finally come to the grudging conclusion that some anime is acceptable and this frightens her as much as it should frighten you. While Mel appreciates animated story series, Mel is not so very much into the whole anime movement, its very scary fan base and the other sides of it. Some of her (not-so) secret favorite series are Bleach, Hellsing, Gankutsuou, Darker than Black, Samurai Champloo, Speed Grapher, Paprika, Seirei no Moribito (Guardian of the Sacred Spirit), Ergo Proxy, The Twelve Kingdoms, Haibane Renmei, and a few countless others that may further assist you in questioning her sanity.
She is married to a fellow geek who she keeps shackled under her computer desk in order to ensure she has the best rig possible and that when ever something goes wrong, like, "there's a ring-ting-ting in my computer and I can't find my other earring anywhere!", he'll always be there to fix it. On the days she lets him out, he works at a bank.
Someday when Mel grows up, she'd like to be a reasonable digital artist as well as a decent photographer. So far, she's figured out what the button on the computer and camera do.
She also likes to pretend to be pretentious and smart sounding with this third person biography stuff.
Epicurean lists
Likes:
Humor, sarcasm, wit, crude language, lewd jokes, happiness, animals, her husband, adobe photoshop cs2, graphics design, css, html, live journal, music.
Dislikes:
Emo, angst, cutters, whiney arseholes, attitudes, feminists that equate skank=feminine, false humility, snow castles, snow, snow in general, rap music, neon colors.
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www.2phatgeeks.com
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http://elf-fu.livejournal.com/
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| Title | Type | Date |
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| Greater Realms | New Topic | 07/17/09 |
| Greater Realms | New Topic | 06/30/09 |
| re: Add Link(s) does not work | Reply | 06/06/06 |
| re: Introduce Yourself | Reply | 05/25/06 |
| re: Introduce Yourself | Reply | 05/22/06 |
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